Excerpts from "Modern Drunkard" magazine:
-“Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.”
-“Hey, my ride’s here!”
Robin R., 45, upon spotting a police cruiser pulling up in front of the Wigwam Bar and Grill.
-“Yeah, I just threw up too. Wanna get another pitcher?”
-“Is that a fifth in your bloodstream, or are you really happy to see me?”
-“I thought I was dancing ‘til somebody stepped on my hand.”
-“You better stop drinking because you’re getting blurry.”
-“Don’t worry, I speak the lingo.”
Wendy B., shortly before repeatedly shouting “F**k off!” at a panhandler...
*and panniers, brakes, dashboard, tools, horn, etc.
Did you get my bike running punk? Didn't think so. Anyways, I'm looking forward to getting mine running in a week or so, and beer. I think we should find a "panhandler" on our journey.
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